Historians when two dudes high-five: interesting… lovers.
POKECHU020 on
God forbid a man be gay
Joker_AoCAoDAoHAoS on
I’ve gotten a lot of flack for having gay friends. People are assholes. Did it ever occur to them that maybe I just needed someone to hang out with, gay or not gay? I tend to get along better I guess with gay guys than I do straight guys.
Razor265 on
It’s the other way around.
“His assistant who worked closely with him for years, they spent all their time together, attended galas as a twosome and would often be seen exchanging flowers and chocolates. After he died he lost the will to live.”
Just two bros hanging out, really. A couple of friendly guys. – Historians
DreamyHazel5 on
History really went from bromance to full-blown interrogation. Some of y’all can’t handle two dudes just existing peacefully
Visible-Meeting-8977 on
Yeah a man had a single male friend who he wrote to intimately. They’re just friends though.
Palagrin on
Ancient historians: Yeah, so they never really found wives but they lived together in their cottage in the countryside with their cat and their co adopted son, it s amazing how good friends they were
joelbiju24 on
Modern society showing vigorous enthusiasm by projecting and forcefully shipping queerness into every ancient discovery they possibly can, is the kind of enthusiasm I need to forcefully make my life better. Their dedication to please their own narrative is commendable (yet cringe).
DowntownLizard on
We are really shocked gay people existed 2000 years ago as if we aren’t identical biologically to those humans. Evolution works on way larger timescales than 2k years.
imnotafanofit on
If these historians saw my group chat with the boys, they’d think we were all married.
OperationWooden on
this is what I’ve been trying to say
future generations always find ways to call the the previous ones gae
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Historians when two dudes high-five: interesting… lovers.
God forbid a man be gay
I’ve gotten a lot of flack for having gay friends. People are assholes. Did it ever occur to them that maybe I just needed someone to hang out with, gay or not gay? I tend to get along better I guess with gay guys than I do straight guys.
It’s the other way around.
“His assistant who worked closely with him for years, they spent all their time together, attended galas as a twosome and would often be seen exchanging flowers and chocolates. After he died he lost the will to live.”
Just two bros hanging out, really. A couple of friendly guys. – Historians
History really went from bromance to full-blown interrogation. Some of y’all can’t handle two dudes just existing peacefully
Yeah a man had a single male friend who he wrote to intimately. They’re just friends though.
Ancient historians: Yeah, so they never really found wives but they lived together in their cottage in the countryside with their cat and their co adopted son, it s amazing how good friends they were
Modern society showing vigorous enthusiasm by projecting and forcefully shipping queerness into every ancient discovery they possibly can, is the kind of enthusiasm I need to forcefully make my life better. Their dedication to please their own narrative is commendable (yet cringe).
We are really shocked gay people existed 2000 years ago as if we aren’t identical biologically to those humans. Evolution works on way larger timescales than 2k years.
If these historians saw my group chat with the boys, they’d think we were all married.
this is what I’ve been trying to say
future generations always find ways to call the the previous ones gae
King James (for having only one wife):
/r/sapphoandherfriend